I started writing this post before Rex left to go back home for a week or two. He has some business stuff to try to tie up, leaving me here by myself. So I figured I better finish at least part one!
So here goes!….
What often begins with one of us usually ends up with both of us interjecting via the internet! He saves a bit and then I go on and type my bit and so on! Sometimes Rex goes back and edits my bit!
That’s how it is! Makes it fun. We can argue quite well from a distance! Naomi’s memory ain’t that great these days!
I’m not sure why I get conned into these things. I really don’t!
Actually you say that, but really you actually love this one!
Maybe! It has quite interesting I have to admit! HE, that is Rex, sent away for this gift. He told me I would really enjoy it. He wanted me to have one. I could wear it to remind me of him when he wasn’t with me.
I was thrilled! What a lovely thought! How sweet! He’s just so romantic!
Little did you know my darling!…
“I’ll be able to look at it and think of you darling! That’s just such a gorgeous thought!”
“Well, you won’t be able to actually “look” at it sweetheart…so much as “feel” it….”
” How do you mean Rex?”
“You’ll just have to wait and see Sweetie!”
I couldn’t wait to get it… whatever it was! So when a small parcel arrived by courier the other day I waited until Rex had finished mowing the lawns for my son Tony, and had showered and was ready for a coffee, before I brought it out…
“It’s here darling! Can I open it?”
“Of course you can!”
So I cut open the end of the plastic bag and tore off the bubble wrap and there it was…. a “Lovense Lush 2″….
“What is it honey?”
“Open the box and see…”
“OMG! It’s a sex toy thingee! Rex! OMG!” How does it work? Like the vibrator we bought a while ago? Is it quieter than that? God, I hope it is! …It’s pink!”
I open up the box and there, nestled inside is this little pink gizmo. It’s a ‘remote controlled’ “egg” apparently!
“Do you want to try it out?
“I suppose I’ll have to, won’t I, seeing as you’ve bought it for me?!…How “romantic” …not!”
I’ll have to charge it up first though” Naomi didn’t seem exactly ecstatic…
He plugs it into a USB plug and we leave it for half an hour. I read the instructions. You can make it work from your cellphone! Or the computer!
Why on earth would I need to do that when I’m right here?
It has all different speeds. It sounds like… fun?… I think…..
I leave it charging for a while. Finally Naomi decides she can wait no longer and grabs it. We set up the Bluetooth app on her phone and try it out…it works! She gets a fright when she pushes the button and it vibrates quite strongly in her hand…
“Are you going to try it out?”
Yes, Rex… but you can stay out of the bathroom while I do!
She heads off with the gadget and shuts the door.
I had never used a vibrator that goes inside my vagina before. I can’t say I’m an expert with any of these toys! Rex has 10 digital instruments (no batteries required) which I have full access to day or night and frankly I’ve found them extremely satisfying. lol.
I pull my dress up to my waist, plant myself on the seat…ooo, it’s cold!, open my legs, and squirt some lube up onto my vulva and up into my vagina and try to hold this silicone shape. It keeps slipping around, so I wash my hand and lean back on the toilet seat.
Oh dear! Bugger! I’ve dropped it into the toilet! I panic and reach down and grab it out!
Why did I do that? I hope the water’s clean! I wash my hands thoroughly and then wash the egg thingee. A thought crossed my mind… ‘I hope I don’t electrocute myself using it! lol‘
That was funny! Imagine that Naomi? That would have been a real shock!
I’ll ignore that comment. You know I’m useless with gadgets! How would I know anyway!?
I receive a verbal punch on the forearm of course!
And you deserve it!
(I apologize! This gets a bit tense as we recall the events!)
Anyway… lets get back to the story!…..
So I get myself set up on the seat, take my dress right off this time, and squeeze more lubrication into my vagina! (You know, I haven’t got big breasts, but it can be difficult to see down there sometimes, they do get in the way!) Not the most elegant position. God, It’s so slippery now and dripping out. I get some toilet tissue and hold the egg in my right hand and push it gently in. Wow! It’s quite thick… but…. slurp, it’s in! Wow!
Well, at least the big part is in. The tail sort of clips in around the front. It feels quite tight. I have the remote, so I turn it on. WOWEEEEEEE!!! SHIT!!! I turn it off immediately! Woooo!!! That was powerful! I check the settings on the remote and put it onto what I think is the first setting…. Hold my breath and click! It’s quite loud, but not too loud. Even on the first setting it’s amazing! I try to relax, but it’s almost impossible. I’m tensed up.
I lie back a bit and close my eyes and try to concentrate on this thing vibrating inside my pussy and the other bit is on my clitoris sort of…
Then all of a sudden I feel like I’m going to come! Honestly, I’m very sensitive and come quickly, but it can’t have been more than a couple of minutes!
I squeal and try to grip the toilet seat, but I slip off the seat and onto the floor with a thump! Ouch! I scrape my back in the process and bang my head on the sharp edge of the seat. I imagine the headline in the newspaper the next day: “elderly woman found unconscious with a vibrating egg up her vagina!”
I grab the control and fiddle until I find the off switch! Phew! Oh thank goodness for that! It was like torture… but a sort of pleasurable torture. Like having your feet tickled when you’re awfully ticklish. You want it to stop, but it feels so amazingly good at the same time.
“Are you ok in there sweetie?” I hear Rex ask. he sounds a bit concerned!
“Not sure! Can you come in please?” I hear the door rattle… I must have flipped the lock! “Hold on, I’m coming!” Actually I have already come!!! I laugh at my own joke.
I stagger to my feet, my pussy dribbling, all wobbly, and unlock the door.
“Rex looks a bit worried! “I heard a thump then your squealing! You ok?”
“Yes! I used it darling.” I say as I pull it out. ‘Pop! Slurp!’ Not sure I used it properly Rex. I’ll need you to help me control it!”
He laughs! “Don’t laugh, I’m serious! It’s very powerful darling. I only lasted for a very short time, then I couldn’t control it I was shaking so much.”
“Was it good?”
“I’m not sure…” We’ll have to try it again though once I’ve recovered from this!”
“You have to wash it afterwards, don’t you?”
I’m still shaking from that bloody orgasm. I wouldn’t say it was as pleasurable as with you, (at least not to your face sweetheart!!!), but it was very violent. So fast, almost too fast…”
“What setting did you have it on… show me…”
I give the remote to him and point out the setting.
“Oh, no wonder you dilly!! It’s on one of the high settings!”
Trust me! We decide to experiment later! So I pack it up and put it beside it’s little case. Then we go to the computer and try to ‘pair’ the bluetooth (apparently- I have absolutely no idea about technology!) Rex gets it “talking” to the egg. (That sounds so silly!… talking to an egg!) And gets it working on my phone! Amazing! Says he’ll do his one later…(which I found out is not true…he had already tuned it to his!!! (I’ll tell you about that in the next post!!!)
Later that night, I got Naomi to use it again and I “supervised”
We had a shower and I washed her all over… all over… and dried her hair for her. We then sat and she read some of our book to me while I brushed her hair. She really loves that.
He knows now, but I find it very erotic and sensual having my hair brushed, but until recently I never told him. I just close my eyes and drift. I actually find myself getting a little wet down below when he brushes it slowly and gently! I have no idea why, and only discovered it one night when I was sitting on the carpet in front of him on his chair. I got up afterwards and I saw a wet patch on the carpet where I had been sitting! He rubbed his finger in it and sniffed it and pronounced “That’s from your pussy my girl! Are you a bit turned on?” So, that was a surprise! Maybe it’s because I was never pampered until I met Rex. Just about anything he does like that excites me!
I’m telling this bit Naomi!
You’ll exaggerate and dramatize it! Go on then….
I got her to lay on her tummy on the bed first and gave her a massage. She loves her lower legs and feet massaged. Then I work up to her bum and thighs. I try not to get too excited. This is about her Ladyship! So I keep my pants on.
She opens her legs when she’s good and ready and I slip my hand in and play around there until I feel her getting moist. I love stroking her softly and feeling the lips of her vulva getting wet. A woman’s body is an incredible thing, the way it responds. My wife never responded like Naomi.
At that point she turns over and I begin on the front. I find this extremely difficult to ignore! Occasionally I have orgasmed myself just massaging her and watching her reaction!
Tonight I am in (full or at least partial) control!
I have the egg ready to go. According to the instructions, not too much lube is required.
I think I used miles too much when I tried.
Yes, I think you did sweetie.
It’s quite large, but with a little pressure in it goes! It’s almost like her vagina sucks it in! She moans “Ooooo. Yes!”
I continue to play with her nipples, and using her phone, I turn on the vibrator to a low setting.
Her eyelids are flickering. She’s concentrating on the sensation. I turn it up just a notch at a time. I’ll try to draw this out as long as I can. So I turn it right down, then slowly increase the intensity. And down again. Then up a little more. We’re about 30% of the eggs ability when SUDDENLY Naomi YELPS and TWITCHES and THRASHES on the bed!
I almost panicked. It was like she had had an electric shock!!!
“REX!!! …..REX!!! …….REX!!! …..Ooo…ooo…oo…oo …..GOD!” (Something like that anyway!)
Honestly, she was yelling and moaning and her head was shaking from side to side and her hips were rolling! I had never seen her that violent! Then she squirted! It came out very fast and must have projected at least 8 inches!
Bugger! I had forgotten a towel!
I have no idea how long she was coming, but it must have been a good 30 seconds!
I turned it off, and she went quiet.
She quickly lifted her head:
“No, no, no, don’t stop! Don’t stop. Please keep it going Rex. Pleeease!!!”
I turned it back on and increased the intensity. I could hear it now. It had quite a loud buzz.
“Thank you, thank you, thank you…. Ooooooooo, that… feels… that …. feels… so…goooood!”
She starts to pant. Then she comes again!
Then it’s quiet for a minute or two, and she comes again and squirts a little again!
“Stop, stop, stop! I need a rest!”
She starts to cry, which is not unusual for Naomi.
I gather her up in my arms and she has a wee cry.
THEN… “Put it back in Rex! I want to have it again! But when I am getting close I want you inside me instead though!”
I take my pants off and kneel between her legs. They are twitching!
And off we go again….
“Take it out Rex, NOW!! Go in, go in…..please… quickly…”
I’m in like a flash! Just as I feel myself come (like a minute later!) She yells at me:
“Darling, I’m coming, I’m coming… it’s a…m….a…z…ing!!!… Rex…Rex… … don’t….stop!”
We both orgasm at the same time! A first for us. We’re not much good at synchronized sex!
She squirts again and I slip out. It’s like being in a bath! There’s fluid everywhere. Like a water main has burst.
“Go in again darling… quick…. OMG that is so lovely. You’re better than any egg!”
She just holds me so tight and close and we just lie there silently joined. I finally pull out. We kiss, that kiss that comes when you are both spent and loved up. The best kisses. Slow and gentle.
“Think I like that egg gadget sweetie!”
I think you do too Naomi!
Was that too dramatic for you?
“Yes! No! … it was powerful though….I don’t scream by the way!!… I just call out sweetly! Now take your shirt off and lets go to sleep”
I do as I’m told. I put my arm around her and she lays against my chest. It’s just so wonderful to fall asleep in each others arms.
Yes, of course you do darling… very sweetly…
I receive a punch in the arm for that…it’s not fair…
She’s asleep in a nano second!